Pre-packaged Star Wars figures still in their display boxes? Are those the limited edition action figures? Ralph: What's a diorama? Principal Skinner: There's Luke. Principal Skinner: Ugh, now we're into the dregs. That is why God dispenses it in those tiny packets and he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.īart: Hey, everybody! Look at me! Turn this way right now! Sherri: Hey, it's Bart! Milhouse: And he's doing stuff! Principal Skinner: Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here! A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. Homer: NOOOO!! My sugar is melting! MELTING! Oh, what a world! Marge: I'm sorry, Homer. Homer: Lisa, stop that racket, I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called ‘City Fathers’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!" Marge: Look, just get rid of the sugar, okay?! Homer: No! Homer: Hey! Get off my sugar! Bad bees! Bad! Ow! OOWW!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow! Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost $40 by not going to work. I found a dollar while waiting for the bus. Homer: And you don't think I made any money. Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! Bart: Dad, is this not stealing? Homer: Read your town charter, boy! It says in writing: "If any foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall become property of the village idiot". And believe me, this is not a dream! Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Lisa: I won first chair? Largo: No, you regained consciousness Allison got first chair. Largo: Ohh – that was a close one, Lisa, but you made it. Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Lisa blacks out Lisa: Huh. Lisa's Rival Largo: Ohh – that was a close one, Lisa, but you made it. Then I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package! Homer: Really, I mean that. There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife. Homer: D'oh- eth!īart: Well, I guess that explains everything. Homer: Alright, everybody in the pool! Amish Farmer: 'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English. Ned: I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER! Bart: If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer! Bart: Then that's not the real Ned Flanders. Ned Flanders: I wish there was some other explanation for this. Uh-h-h- Homer/Marge: Chief Wiggum: Do not be alarmed. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer. Bart: Aw, I'm going to miss the whole summer. I'm afraid you'll need a cast on that broken bone. Did I say "leg"? I meant that wet bathing suit.
Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off. Ha ha! Milhouse: Hey Nelson, he's really hurt. So technically it's true that's what makes it so funny. Bart of Darkness Nelson: Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing! Bart: It is? Nelson: You see, "epidermis" means your hair.
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